SubNoctem's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Grimme Reeper: Jam Short]

boring

I love the grim reaper and AFI, but that was nothing. Just a good song with a short loop

[A Microsoft Future]

The Blue Screen Of Death!

Absolutly hilarious and true. Microsoft is on this exact path. You chose exelent music for this film, and the refenrences to popular movies were good like "The Microsoft" and "Microsoft Wars" The Blue Screen of death made me laugh like hell, you couldn't have chosen a better ending. Fantastic, this is going on my favorites.

[MTV's TRL INA]

I hate mtv (aka - shit)

MTV is without a doubt the worst invention ever (except for religion, but that's a givin) so I loved this. Showing all the shitty mind-controlling shows with the shitty mind-controlling pop stars. Your rendition of each video was exelent, and I'm glad there's at least one person out there who sees some of the shit out there the, though you probabably still watch MTV. I wasn't surprised not to see my stuff on there. But that's partly why I like it, cause they don't fall for that mtv shit. If I saw Cradle Of Filth on TRL I'd shoot myself. FUCK RELIGION!, and jesus, and mtv.

[Dangerous Space]

i saw that show

Having seen the same program on the science channel, this probably makes more sense to me then most. Your song choice was exlelent, The Moonlight Sonata is probably my favorite song of all time. Your graphics were decent, but some of the animation was extremly jerky, and dimmed the movie's quality, good work though.

[A "Ball" Movie]

exelent

the animation was spectacular in film. Very smooth, and everything moved, like her hair when she turned her head. The guy in New Mexico was hilarious. The ending was great, cause if she had just caught the ball this would have sucked, great entry.

[Retarded Animal Babies 3]

aw, that was just so great

hmm, i'm not sure which one I like more now, the first or this one. Satan, the step dad and the tellefuckkies were hilarious. The best part was when the dog got angry though. But then there's the original RAB, i dunno, they're all great, but one thing's for sure. That is one of the greatest preloaders ever

[mystery movie]

it brought a tear to my eye

Just, hilarious. Your interpretation of names and moronic reviews is unmatched. A great entry, and kill all those morons who write stupid reviews just so they can have another review under their profile. Damn it, fuck everyone, and fuck religion.