Total Medals Earned: 14,068 (From 2,057 different games.) Total Medal Score: 283,770 Points
Medals Earned: 11/13 (400/460 points)
Kill bird at least once
Shoot Jebediah Springfield's head off
Reach Springfield
Get a 3 hit combo on todd's body
Shoot Fat Tony's cup
Complete the Game!
Shoot Maud's ghost 5 times in a row
Kill everyone in springfield
Kill each member of the Flanders super fast!
Complete the game 3 times in one session!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Shoot Otto's Earphones
Convert all the Heathens on the Bonus Level
Medals Earned: 9/20 (50/275 points)
Defeat five cats
Have 5 health
Get 10 points
Have a level 1 weapon
Have a level 3 weapon
Defeat 10 cats
Get 20 points
Have a level 2 weapon
Get 25 points
Defeat 25 cats
Have a level 4 weapon
Have 15 health
Defeat 50 cats
Have a level 5 weapon
Have 10 health
Defeat 100 cats
Have 20 health
Get 50 points
Have 25 health
Get 100 points
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/235 points)
Get through the first pipe.
Get through 35 pipes.
Get through 5 pipes.
Get through 10 pipes.
Get through 50 pipes.
Get through 25 pipes.
Die 10 times.
Get through 69 pipes.
Die 100 times.
Get through 75 pipes.
Get through 90 pipes.
Win the game!
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/200 points)
Pass 5 pipes.
Try again?
Happy valentines day.
Pass 25 pipes.
pass 75 pipes.
Pass 150 pipes.
Pass 666 pipes.
Medals Earned: 5/7 (115/265 points)
Lose on the first round
Reach a score of 10,000
Reach a score of 25,000
Achieve a perfect round
Hit 2 birds with 1 shot
Complete the first 3 rounds without missing a shot
Reach a score of 100,000
Medals Earned: 5/7 (55/205 points)
(Score 500) Hooray, you know how to play!
Clicking that doesn't do anything!
Thanks for playing this game ten times. Now Jon has something to do tonight.
(Score 1000) You're starting to get the hang of it!
(Score 5000) Either that, or we've go a problem on our hands...
(Score 9100) Sorry, couldn't help myself.
(Score 12500) Congrats. You have no life, like me.
Medals Earned: 1/36 (5/500 points)
Find a room where Tar Mother can be killed before growing
Kill the snake before killing any roach in Seventh Level 1N2E
Clear Fifth Level
Clear Eighth Floor 4S 3E without drinking the mimic potion
Drop all trapdoors and clear Fifth Level 1N2W
Clear Seventh Level
Clear Fifth Level 1W while turned East for the whole time
Clear Sixth Level
Do not rotate your sword in Seventh Level 3N1E
Cleared Eighth Level
Don't move diagonally in Seventh Level 1S
Clear Fifth Level 1S without turning
Clear all tar in any Eighth Level room
Find the master wall
Don't hit the orb while clearing Fifth Level 3E
Clear Fifth Level 2S 2E without stepping on open yellow doors
Clear Fifth Level 1S 1W without leaving the marked area
Clear Master Intellect room (Seventh Level 2N1W)
Master the hold
Clear Fifth Level 2N without hitting any orb
Conquer Fifth Level 2S without drinking the invisibility potion
Do not turn while clearing Seventh Level 1E
Post-master the hold
Clear a room with Evil Eyes without waking any of them
Medals Earned: 2/13 (10/65 points)
Die for the first time
Find the Forever-Burn Torch cheat
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/150 points)
Destroy 2000 or more ships
Destroy 4000 or more ships
Reach a score of 500.000 or more in a single level
Reach a score of 1.000.000 or more in a single level
Reach a multiplier of 25x or more
Destroy 8000 or more ships
Defeat all 8 bosses
Reach wave 25 in endless mode on any difficulty
Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/250 points)
Score 50,000!
Complete all objectives!
Devour the Evil Eye of the Dead!