Total Medals Earned: 14,069 (From 2,058 different games.) Total Medal Score: 283,780 Points
Medals Earned: 8/13 (135/385 points)
Obtain the gun
Collect a coin
Murder an enemy
Beat the game
Kill all the enemies
Collect all the coins
Kill all the enemies and collect all the coins
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (200/200 points)
Complete the game in various ways
Medals Earned: 6/15 (130/500 points)
Steal enough candies from a kid to make him limp away.
Successfully hide from a dog while using a jack o' lantern.
Upgrade a perk to its maximum potential.
Equip 3 perks at once.
Survive the pack of wild neighborhood dogs at the end of Area 1.
Get a perfect grade on a level in Area 2.
Juggle a single enemy in the air with at least 5 hits.
Steal a total of 20k candies.
Kill 50 bullies.
Catch 40 candies in midair before you land back on the ground.
Defeat the gang of punks at the end of Area 2.
Steal a total of 1000 candies in Challenge Mode.
Get a perfect grade on a level in Area 3.
Take care of Mother...
Beat the game and get a perfect grade on every level.
Medals Earned: 3/6 (25/125 points)
Kiss 25 girls
Kiss 10 Boys
Kiss 50 girls
Get 20000 points
Get 10000 without kissing a girl
Unlock all achievments
Medals Earned: 15/16 (345/445 points)
Get your first coin.
Get 100 coins.
Get 10 coins.
Get 500 coins.
Get 250 coins.
Get 1000 coins.
Get 5000 coins.
Get 25,000 coins.
Get 15,000 coins.
Get 10,000 coins.
Get 7500 coins.
Get 2500 coins.
Get 50,000 coins.
Get 100,000 coins.
Get 75,000 coins.
Get 1,000,000 coins.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (35/160 points)
Win 3 Levels
Unlock All Weapons
Destroy 50 Boxes
Complete The Game
Medals Earned: 13/30 (115/360 points)
Jump onto a moving vehicle!
Steal a motorcycle.
Drive on oncoming lane for 500 points.
Steal a police car.
Reach the fourth finish line.
Jump onto 3 vehicles in a row.
Barely make the jump to another vehicle.
Drive on oncoming lane for 1500 points.
Drive fast then jump on an oncoming vehicle.
Destroy a vehicle.
Drive on oncoming lane for 3000 points.
Take the freeway exit.
Jump off a vehicle shortly before it explodes.
Reach the left-most finish line.
Reach the second finish line.
Reach the third finish line.
Reach the fifth finish line.
Reach the sixth finish line.
Reach the right-most finish line.
Take the exit from the oncoming lane!
Jump onto 6 vehicles in a row.
Jump onto 8 vehicles in a row.
Medals Earned: 20/21 (220/270 points)
Steal a speedboat.
Escape from the helicopter.
Grind against another vehicle.
Jump between flying jet planes! Insane!!!
Hijack a jet plane?!
Jump onto another vehicle!
Drive on the oncoming lane for 500 points.
Steal a tank.
Enter Fury Mode.
Drive on the oncoming lane for 1500 points.
Destroy another vehicle.
Destroy a tank (besides your own).
Drive on the oncoming lane for 3000 points.
Defeat the final boss and save humanity!
Medals Earned: 18/18 (385/385 points)
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (10/10 points)