Total Medals Earned: 14,068 (From 2,057 different games.) Total Medal Score: 283,770 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Beat the game.
Medals Earned: 10/10 (150/150 points)
Send all three souls back to hell.
Upset Luke by not getting all three souls.
Kill all 15 locust in the game.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (20/20 points)
Medals Earned: 5/5 (50/50 points)
Beat the Game
Medals Earned: 4/4 (55/55 points)
Save a buncha cash! (Like, 500 bucks!)
Get someone's max hitpoints over 300.
Reach level 10!
Beat Relic!
Medals Earned: 11/32 (200/500 points)
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Death snagged you so young!
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Time paid life's bill.
Science is bad, M'kay?
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Yogurt.
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
A classic for bidding!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 8/8 (200/200 points)
Solve the first puzzle.
Solve the second puzzle.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (140/140 points)
Solve level 3
Solve Level 9
Solve Level 17
Solve all levels
Medals Earned: 6/6 (145/145 points)
Complete 6 laps of Track 1 before the timer runs out
Complete 6 laps of Track 2 before the timer runs out
Complete 6 laps of Track 3 before the timer runs out
Complete 6 laps of Track 4 before the timer runs out
Complete 6 laps of Track 5 before the timer runs out
Complete all five tracks!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (250/250 points)
Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.
Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.
Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.
Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.