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[The Secret Speech]

simply fucking hilarious

I was laughing my ass off the entire time. You have exelent skill in the manipulation of sound files. I don't think anyone could have done it better or funnier then you have. Damn that was a good laugh, and what made it even funnier was...that's what america is all about. i swear i'm moving to australia or something

pyropymp responds:

The excellent skill in the manipulation of sound files goes to Chris Morris :)

[Crow Clock Shorts #02]

I love crow clock

another fantastic installment of the clock crew series. He's only getting started and still he has hilarious movies, can't wait for the rest, keep them coming.

fourchinnigan responds:

Actually Crow Clock has been around for over a year. I've made 4 flash movies with him.

[JoE vs BoB: BoB iz BaK]

Completly different style from Soldier

The story is an ok one. Taking a cliche event and twisting it into a JoE and BoB version. I liked soldier a lot better though, but you definatly put a lot more work into that one. This was still agood piece, with light humor, and pretty well done graphics/animation.

TheMaskedOutcast responds:

thanx for being someone that has seen soldier AND this, makes me feel a little more important ^_^, i truly like this better than soldier, i thought making this to be fun and making soldier to be so boring that i wanted to scrap the whole thing (which i did) in the second episode of soldier it starts out with the top of the suit being taken off peice by peice "very fresh) and then he and the commander talk, and thats about the time i got sick of the boring creating process, i have great plans for this series, though, please look for the other ones, they'll be even better

[Sprite Action ep.4]

Cool entry

A very good movie, letting us pick between the character's was a cool feature. The opening music kicked ass, except, when the movie started, the opening music and the movie music ran together, you should fix that. Otherwise great entry

Hadji-San responds:

hey thanks, i'll look into that

["God Damn v.02"]

holy shit that was awesome

WEll i know it's not complete but you definatly need some sound, the intro was really cool the way the letters split up, and I've never seen a stick figure look so cool, you have a very uniwue style and I can't wait to see the whole movie

phishtank responds:

Well thanx...I do need some sound and I think I'm ganna use Xecutioners as the soundtrack...The whole movie should be done here in a few weeks...

[pube mupit buys a pc!!111]

Absolutly Hilarious

Your graphics definatly need some work, but you know that. However that was the most intelligent pube muppet I've ever seen, Everything he said was hilariously true about all the idiots out there, AOL sux, Dell sucks, those fucking chat rooms suck, man, that was just great.

Davidus responds:

Thanks. But why did you rate it 3?

[the stick warior]

That was pretty cool

It was kinda like a lower quality Xiao Xiao, but it was still really cool with the different characters and objects, and the sequence of events. Really neat, keep working on your flash man, you have some really good potential.

Nitram-x responds:

i wouldnt compare my self to xiao xiao, just wanted to experiment with a stick animation

[Soldier - Ep.1: It Starts]

THis looks like a great series

This was a fantastic movie. The storyline is great so far, and I'm expecting a lot of twists. The way it was put together was amazing, and that was one of the greatest preloaders. Can't wait to see the rest

TheMaskedOutcast responds:

thanx, i've watched it and noticed for some reason the voices are off, so i'm re-entering it, thanx for the review

[Lord of the Rings 1]

Eh

An ok copy of the actual movie in flash, something about the graphics in the very beginning kinda pissed me off for some reason, but either way, it was ok. The war scenes weren't good, but, i know that would have been incredibly hard, so i'll give you credit for it. Just keep working on it man, i think you'll get better

DaRat responds:

hey thanx, il use sum of ur advice

DaRat

[Quest to be a good site]

hm

This really isn't a freak out movie, at all. And I just gotta say this, Final Fantasy will NEVER be replaced buddy, you can't compare the series to anything. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE Everquest, probably as much as Final Fantasy, but you can't replace FF! And NG should definatly have an EQ section....I guess the moral of this pointless rambling was uh, don't say something you can't take back...yeah

theshadowispresent responds:

True..... Very true nothing will be like FF. I like the original 8 bit one lol. This has to be my freakiest movie