SubNoctem's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[A CS_ITALY story]

i love cs movies

I loved your character style and graphics. However it didn't really flow that much, kinda jerky in some areas. None the less a great movie, i absolutly love sniping, and those grenades are a bitch

[The Guy Inside My Head]

now you know why peopleobliviouslyshaketheirheads

A very funny and true flash film. People have conversations with themselves like that all the time. It's like talking to yourself but not outloud, so why do people think somethings wrong with you if you talk to yourself outloud while they do it in your heads? Because I, like some people and your character, get an answer, damn it I did it again. But anyways back to the film. Nice graphics and a great concept. Loved it and so does my girl, spikeheroin.

[-The Pan-]

Some of the best style ever

I loved this movie, once the first two were crushed you realize what's going on and the laughing begins. It reminded me of a violent Super Mario, i loved it. Completly unique, and a great ending. I wish this was extended with more sticks.

[Insomnia - Starring Eddie]

interesting

Being an actual insomniac I think I had a little more respect for this film then most, at the same time I think I could shoot it down easier then most as well. One, if your actually trying to get to sleep in vain like this guy, the night is a whole lot longer then this, but it's just flash so I understood why it was short. The graphics were simple, but I liked your style, and the gray colors fit the mood. For all you new or wannabe insomniacs out there...sleeping pills help alot, and if you forget to take them, don't even try to go to sleep, cause if you're really suffering from insomnia you won't get to sleep. Nice work on this thing.

[Gamer Elite: Episode 1]

Awesome

Being a huge gamer I loved all the references to games, and just the entire essence of the movie. Your style of the big-eyed characters is very interesting and unique. The story line was good, but the major problem in this movie was it was painstakingly slow, other then that, an excelent film. And just for the record...anyone that plays that dance dance rev. shit is not a gamer. It is a doomsday machine only used for spreading shitty dancing music to the masses, it's the REAL mtv2, (MTV being the most horrible invention ever created, beside religion of course) i'm so dissapointed by it's appearence.

MetalMaverick responds:

There were two reasons for it's appearance.

1. It's a very unique arcade machine and I wanted something unique to show for that scene.

2. It shows that despite being a hardcore gamer, he's also athletic.

[Final Fantasy 2]

the last guy that reviewed is a moron

I'm a huge FF fan and this was pretty good, but the real reason I write this is to exploit the complete moron Balsrath who said that your characters were from FFVI, It's FFII in US people, and I forget it's real number but it's not VI. That fucker should die and let him never speak the words Final Fantasy again, he doens't deserve it....by the way the movie was ok

[Babies R Us]

That was fucking hilarious

That was exactly what I wanted to see this morning; selling babies at retail price. Fantastic, I hope this gets on the front page.

[Parachute!]

Glass, Salt, and Lemons...that's a classic

A really good entry. The intermission was kind of pointless, you should just put it under author's comments, and it flashed by too quick to read the last line sometimes. But anyway your submission was funny and had a great choice of music. I also really like how you make character's eyes.

[Alien Report]

very nice

I liked your original alien character a lot, and his costume was cool too. The story line was pretty well done. The graphics overall were exlent, but some scenes it felt like they were lacking, like when it showed the ship flying through space, other then that fantastic. The music fit extremly well, and your addition of a few sentences every now and then was a good touvh. Overall great submission.

[God VS Satan]

the worst

First of all, your a fucking moron if you think either of those two entities exist, secondly, Satan would win hnads down for countless reasons, third, having your "god" immortal and not Satan is ridiculous, you christians should know that. The whole thing was just moronic, pointless, and the same drawings shown over and over again, sometimes in different positions. However, I did like satan's voice.