SubNoctem's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Secret Speech]

simply fucking hilarious

I was laughing my ass off the entire time. You have exelent skill in the manipulation of sound files. I don't think anyone could have done it better or funnier then you have. Damn that was a good laugh, and what made it even funnier was...that's what america is all about. i swear i'm moving to australia or something

pyropymp responds:

The excellent skill in the manipulation of sound files goes to Chris Morris :)

[Till death do us part]

holy SHIT that kicked my ass

One of my new favorite peices, that was absolutly amazing. The video molded perfectly around the music, the graphics, the quality, the style of showing the wife's eyes when he strangled her, the still drawings. Everything about this movie was simply mind blowing. Though I myself would've done a lot more to that guy if I saw him lay a finger harmfully on any women...i hate assholes like that, an absolutly perfect movie.

[Mega Happy Flash Battle]

great graphics but i didn't find it all that great

Fantastic graphics. This is truly worthy of the fron page, but i really didn't like it that much, mostly because it hardly made any sense, but at the same time, did. I dunno, good work, the dancing german was the best part

[Crow Clock Shorts #02]

I love crow clock

another fantastic installment of the clock crew series. He's only getting started and still he has hilarious movies, can't wait for the rest, keep them coming.

fourchinnigan responds:

Actually Crow Clock has been around for over a year. I've made 4 flash movies with him.

[brainchild]

pretty nifty

Looks like a neat intro, but i'm blamming it because it's just that...nothing but an intro

[bite your rhymes]

that's one badass kid

I really liked this submission. The video fit well with the nice song by MSI. The character design was exelent, right down to the kid going from smily innocent, to a red-eyed fanged phemon. Kick ass

[Saddam is different now]

gotta love Biancu

Another hilarious entry by Biancu. It has the same style of graphics that you love, and i always find them funny. I especially liked this one because it didn't have any pro/anti war shit attached to it, nice job.

[Fling Fling episode 2]

Saw this a long time ago

I first saw this on your own site, so I was wondering when you'd get around to submitting this film. I laughed so hard the first time I saw the eye-pecking part. However the movie doesn't make too much sense, but hey that's threebrain, nice work.

[The Videostore]

the cheeto dive was the best

An overall funny movie, but i guess it's obvious from past reviews that it hasn't made much sense. But either way, I liked it, and you're pretty good at flash. Though when the guy was talking to matt, and renting his movies, the sound quality wasn't too good, and things were either too soft or too loud. The jewelery store scene was funny as well, with the guy not being able to see, and you displayed this exelently with kind of showing the guy's face and the unclear words at the same time, good work.

[Metal Gear Kids]

hmm

I found this to be an interesting concept, but it really needs a lot of work. I thought it was an ok movie, up to where it shows liquid and solid rivals even as children, but after that it went downhill...way downhill. The transition to the dance scene didn't make any sense, and it was shitty. Overall the movie wasn't necisarily boring, but not real funny either. Good idea though, I think you should try it again